May 01 2008

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Illegible aliens

Posted at 9:37 pm in Humor, Pareidolia

image of two alien-like apparitions that appeared on a wall in CanadaThis is actually one of the best all-time examples of pareidolia I’ve ever seen: what appear to be two aliens have appeared on a wall in a Canada home.

I love it! It’s in the same ball park as Lenin, I’d wager. I look at that, and I see two cute little gopher (or prairie dog?) aliens with glowy eyes and pointy ears and spacesuit helmets! There’s no arguing it.

Of course, some folks in their neighborhood are taking it seriously, despite it clearly being a reflection of the Sun off a window: the images even disappear after a certain time. I mean, c’mon.

But they are cute.

Tip o’ the spacesuit visor to Digg.

49 Responses to “Illegible aliens”

  1. meeeeeeeeeeon 01 May 2008 at 9:42 pm

    They actually look quite creepy/disturbing to me. I see a cross between a gremlin and a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Wearing a space helmet. And they appear to be grinning maliciously.

    If that was on my wall, I’d either keep the curtains closed all day, or replace the windows. With brick.

    Who could take it seriously, though. So aliens cross the cosmos, visit a single random home in canada, and leave a sunlight powered, poorly defined glowing image on an inside wall? Makes perfect sense.

  2. Philip B.on 01 May 2008 at 10:01 pm

    So does this mean the UFO crowd is going to start gathering at their house to light candles and try to telepathically communicate with the space brothers?

    “Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven’t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them.”

    “Buzz them?” Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making life difficult for him.

    “Yeah”, said Ford, “they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor soul whom no one’s ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their heads and making beep beep noises. Rather childish really.” - HHGTTG - Douglas Adams.

  3. Ianon 01 May 2008 at 10:05 pm

    I see metroids. Which are, technically, extraterrestrials, though probably not the ones those people are thinking of.

  4. Cory Meyeron 01 May 2008 at 10:22 pm

    Wait, wait. It’s not images on a wall… they discovered a new species of termites!

  5. Michael Lonerganon 01 May 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Well, they are kind of creepy. But Calgary? Seriously? Unless Ralph Klien is back, nothing EVER happens in Calgary. Now if this was Toronto, there could be something to this alien thing. As all Canadians know, Toronto is the center of the Universe.

  6. yy2bggggson 01 May 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Is that… Yoda?

  7. inverseon 01 May 2008 at 10:54 pm

    So… no one has simply gotten a ladder (presumably it’s slightly inaccessible) and made shadow puppets, or simply looked in the direction the light is coming from? How does something like this manage to remain mysterious for more than 30 seconds, much less make it onto the news?

  8. CRon 01 May 2008 at 11:21 pm

    And completely off-topic, I LOVE Dramatic Prairie Dog! Da-da-daaaaaaaah! (Don’t care about all the variations that have popped up since then, but the original rocks! Although I did see a clip of a Japanese educational show from which the prairie dog is sampled; that’s actually kind of cool, especially when the Japanese girl tries to mimick a prairie dog’s warning cry…)

  9. John Paradoxon 01 May 2008 at 11:22 pm

    It’s Gidney and Cloyd!

    (5 points to the first to ID who I’m talking about)

    J/P=?

  10. Ianon 01 May 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Oh dear, this is my hometown…
    I wonder as well why nobody bothers to follow these things back to their source. I guess that would be spoiling the fun.
    Anyway, love the blog.

  11. Jeff Fiteon 02 May 2008 at 12:00 am

    Meerkats! They’re meerkats!

  12. Dave Hallon 02 May 2008 at 12:28 am

    Typical. . .
    Simon and Theodore show up for the photo op.

    But, where’s Alvin??

  13. Tim Gon 02 May 2008 at 12:32 am

    Watch the video. The kids are cuter than the aliens.

  14. Dave Hallon 02 May 2008 at 12:36 am

    On second thought, they do look like Moon Men.
    Are they releasing another Rocky and Bullwinkle movie?

  15. Nasikabatrachuson 02 May 2008 at 2:05 am

    Those aliens are taking jobs away from pareidolic (?) images of earth-bound, american beings and objects.

    Earth for earthlings! USA! USA!

  16. Graham Douglason 02 May 2008 at 2:38 am

    You’re all wrong. They’re Sontarans. Just don’t get in your cars until after Saturday.

    (Non-Brits may have to wait for Ep4-5 of the latest Dr Who series to get that).

  17. H.C.on 02 May 2008 at 3:02 am

    One of the best pareidolia I have seen was on http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/22/ogc_logo/

  18. andyon 02 May 2008 at 3:43 am

    Statler and Waldorf.

  19. Michelleon 02 May 2008 at 4:38 am

    Oh AWWW! I want to believe! Aliens should be adorable!!

    I also want these aliens to be bloody, merciless murderers. Then it’s really really ADORABLE!

  20. Morganon 02 May 2008 at 4:47 am

    I too see Yoda, or maybe the kodama as they were depicted in Princess Mononoke. …Or goblins…

  21. Mangon 02 May 2008 at 5:35 am

    @John Paradox

    Sherman set the dial on the way back machine.

    (And they weren’t that cute then).

  22. Mangon 02 May 2008 at 5:48 am

    Ooops Rick Hall beat me to it.

  23. Darth Roboon 02 May 2008 at 5:57 am

    “But they are cute.”

    Don’t be fooled! That was Sigourney Weaver’s mistake in uh, that space movie. Behind their backs they are each holding an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

  24. Andrew Boltonon 02 May 2008 at 6:25 am

    I’m surprised no one else has recognised them…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YF_oNyQXE

  25. Michael Ion 02 May 2008 at 6:28 am

    Phil says “clearly being a reflection of the Sun off a window”

    That’s just what the aliens WANT you to think…

    :-)

  26. Mapnuton 02 May 2008 at 6:35 am

    What was the similar paredoelia a year or two ago? I’m sure I saw it here - a moving reflection off a window that looked like, probably, Jesus - i can’t remember. Somebody must. There was a similar video of crowds watching it. We’d better check - maybe it was aliens too.

  27. Redxon 02 May 2008 at 6:46 am

    Some of you people have very strange idea’s about cute.

    Bow down before your creepy goblin overlords!

  28. Scotton 02 May 2008 at 7:22 am

    It would be fun to have someone tap on the glass of the window while the “aliens” are visible to see how the shapes change as the glass vibrates.

    I frequently see windows reflecting an interesting pattern onto neighboring houses and it is kind of amusing to try to figure out what the shape of the glass has to be to distort the reflection into the given shape. Adaptive optics is fun!

    Scott

  29. ladyvonkulpon 02 May 2008 at 7:26 am

    Jellyfish. That was my immediate impression.

  30. Ted H.on 02 May 2008 at 7:49 am

    Slightly OT, but in the comments to the linked story is a link here:

    http://churchofcriticalthinking.org

    More burning stupid.

  31. dennison 02 May 2008 at 8:10 am

    cabbage patch kids in jedi robes?

  32. bsizzleon 02 May 2008 at 8:24 am

    they look like metroids to me, which is far more frightening

  33. Nicoleon 02 May 2008 at 8:35 am

    Quite adorable. But the NBC article is clearly biased towards “wooo look at the aliens and only silly child-hating jerks think it’s a reflection”… *vomit*

    Way too cute to be Sontarans!

    (You don’t have to be British to keep up with the Doctor, thanks to the intarwebs.)

  34. Docon 02 May 2008 at 8:43 am

    Haldeman and Ehrlichman.

  35. sofistaon 02 May 2008 at 9:28 am

    […] Uno de los mejores ejemplos de pareidolia jamás vistos: En Canadá han aparecido dos extraterrestres sobre la pared de una casa: […] Se ven dos extraterrestres con rasgos faciales reconocibles y cierto parecido a las tortugas ninjas: ojos redondos y brillantes, una boca amplia y orejas puntiagudas; además un casco espacial rodea y protege sus cabezas. También se distinguen dos brazos y una chaqueta sobre el torso. […] Visto en Bad Astronomy.

  36. Paton 02 May 2008 at 10:16 am

    I have to thrid the motion for metroids. But only if you stare for more than a few seconds.

    At least metroids are less creepy than two gopher-aliens phasing through your wall.

    This reminds me of a article I read about “ghost hunters”. They were giving examples of false alarms (you know, ALL their alarms) and mentioned an old woman who always saw strange lights travel across her room every night at the same time.

    She needed the super-powered professional spectre sleuths to figure out it was the neighbor’s headlights as he pulled into his garage.

    I’ve saw lights like that every night for as far as I can rememebr to when my neighbor retired. I never thought, “Oh my! Must be ghosts!”. After all, the sound of an engine and an opening garage door were dead give-aways.

  37. Alexon 02 May 2008 at 10:17 am

    They are actually SMILING! What a bunch of cute little NICE aliens!

    So, some people are claiming that they are aliens, and others that it’s a reflection — so perhaps, they are both right? It’s a reflection of aliens! Maybe these aliens even took the picture, too?

  38. Melusineon 02 May 2008 at 10:36 am

    They are cute little smiley pareidolia aliens. Therefore I think they are from Stephen’s Quintet. Happy aliens from happy galaxies. (-;

  39. JackCon 02 May 2008 at 10:56 am

    JohnP: Of course, someone beat me to it, but my youngest sees a Dr on Gidney Ave here, and I need to get a print of the two aliens to them the next time I am there!

    Scrootch him, Cloyd.

    JC

  40. Kittyon 02 May 2008 at 11:01 am

    oh they are very cute and can come to my home and take my eggs anytime!

  41. JSWon 02 May 2008 at 11:05 am

    How could these be metroids? This story is from Canada.

    You do know what a metroid’s main weakness is, right?

  42. Jonathanon 02 May 2008 at 11:33 am

    I for one welcome our adorable new alien overlords. Just wook at those wittle faces, how could you not bow down and offer yourself to toil in their underground lairs building the weapons used to kill the unbelievers, they’re just so cute!

  43. foson 02 May 2008 at 11:55 am

    It looks like an out of focus praying mantis. But, aren’t they actually invading aliens? :)

  44. aiabxon 02 May 2008 at 11:57 am

    They look like the cute little critters from Galaxy Quest to me…(spoiler ahead) you know, the vicious ones with all the teeth.

    I wouldn’t sleep in that room.

  45. Mapnuton 02 May 2008 at 12:47 pm

    http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=57716

    Found the one I was thinking of. Mother of Jesus.

  46. meon 02 May 2008 at 3:38 pm

    The original story on the local news was run as one of those human interest/slow news night pieces at the end of the news. There was no woo. It was just ‘hey look at this cool reflection, how weird’ and then they showed some kids comments.

    They are cute though. Mr and Mrs Yoda. :)

  47. Jack Hagertyon 02 May 2008 at 4:03 pm

    JackC says: “Scrootch him, Cloyd.”

    G: How long did you scrooch him for?

    C: I don’t know. The scrooch gun is set to “10,” but I don’t know if it’s 10 minutes or 10 years!

    - Jack

    PS - I always though it was “Floyd.” Another childhood memory shot to hell.

  48. John Paradoxon 02 May 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Congrats to:
    Dave Hall
    Mang (are you merciless?)
    JackC
    Jack Hagerty - and I had to look up, ’cause *I* though it was Floyd, too.

    Y’all get an official Jay Ward too-much-time-watching-TV award.

    :)

    J/P=?

  49. Dave Hallon 03 May 2008 at 12:27 am

    When I was a kid, my parents always said I watched too many cartoons. But I persisted, knowing someday the knowlege I gained in front of the TV would prove useful.
    It finally paid off! Woo-Hoo!

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