I’m all over the map!

I don’t know why I did this, but I typed my name into Google maps. Evidently, I’m everywhere but here.

Where are you?

July 16th, 2007 8:20 PM by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Humor, Time Sink | 31 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

31 Responses to “I’m all over the map!”

  1. Christian Burnham Says:

    I think I might have got you beat on this one BA. (Using my first name.)

  2. Christian Burnham Says:

    Ooh! and I found a Burnham Christian church in Florida. It’s nice to be worshipped.

  3. Paul Marsden Says:

    You are all over Australia too. Apparently I’m in Canada, somewhere between Saskatoon and Edmonton.

  4. jbrader Says:

    I too found numerous hits all over the country that had nothing to do with me.

  5. Heather S Says:

    Hmmm… For some reason my name only results in a pointer to PA evidence of my brother-in-law’s gambling addiction. This is troublesome.

  6. tacitus Says:

    Well, if there’s one thing common first and last names will give you is safety in numbers when it comes to people looking for you via the Internet. I believe the combination of Mike and Walker qualifies…

    In other words, I am all over the place, quite literally!

  7. PsyberDave Says:

    There’s a state park with my name on it:

    http://davidkessler.blogspot.com/2006/09/david-kessler-state-park.html

  8. Christopher Sisk Says:

    Small town - http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=k&z=11&om=1

    Sounds like we need a Bad Astronomy Frappr map.

  9. suso Says:

    If you double quote your name (as in “phil plait”), the results will make a lot more sense.

  10. Oran_Taran Says:

    There’s no Oran Taran, but there’s an Oran in MO and two Tarans. One in Kazakhstan (wherever that is!) and one in Iran.

    (that’s not my real name btw :P)

  11. Jack Norton Says:

    Since you’re asking “where are you”…. Capitol Hill, Washington, DC; where there are shiny things everywhere (oooof!), except in the sky, where the city lights blot out all but Venus, Jupiter, Spica, Betelgeuse… Feh! But I still love this town! Greetings Phil! from Marine Barracks Washington 700 8th St. SE, zip 20003!

  12. Nils Says:

    I’m somewhere called Brgr? That’s not right.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=nils+geylen

  13. Laguna2 Says:

    Oh, I even found you in Europe, and learned something new about you:
    “Phil Plait, Astronaut bei der NASA und Betreiber der Internetseite “Bad Astronomy”,”
    translated: Phil Plait, astronaut at NASA […]
    :-)

  14. diederick Says:

    You’re in down town Amsterdam as well. Have fun!

  15. Rui Borges Says:

    Hard to say where you are when you’re at, at least, 611 different locations…
    But I’m really in Sintra, Portugal.

  16. Blake Stacey Says:

    Well, I’m all over the place, but the sixth result actually puts me in the right spot (Cambridge, Massachusetts). Pretty cool!

    OK, so if the BA is a NASA astronaut, he definitely gets a role in ScienceBlogs: The Movie, even if he’s not part of the Seed hive-mind. (-:

  17. Gary Ansorge Says:

    Hey Phil, aren’t you supposed to be working on writing a book???

    Get busy!!!

    Reason needs you.

    GAry 7

  18. Louis Says:

    2807 results!

  19. Berlzebub Says:

    Without double quotation marks, I got about 30 to 40 hits, that don’t even come close to where I am. Putting my name in double quotes gave me no hits. I’m safe. :D

  20. Berlzebub Says:

    Okay, just for fun I tried Berlzebub, and got no hits, again. However, I tried Beelzebub and got this.

    I wonder who gets sent to that group home?

  21. Rob Says:

    I get about 5 hits from double quotes, 4 of them the ‘real me’ - 2 press releases mentioned on web pages and two acknowledgments from papers. Strangely enough being in the author list isn’t picked up, but being in the acknowledgments is. Even stranger, if I zoom all the way out, I only get 3 hits.

  22. Dinzer Says:

    Phil, shouldn’t you be working on a book instead of playing with Google Maps? Get back to work! :-)

  23. Laurie D. T. Mann Says:

    It’s very odd.

    When I search on a Western Pennsylvania map, I get lots of hits because I put a regional restaurant guide that I wrote online. So every restaurant that Google has a record of is connected to every restaurant I’d included in the guide.

    But some of the “hits” are completely illogical.

    For reasons known only to Google, the fact that I met a man in Michigan is linked to an Episcopal Church in Milton, MA! And, no, the church was not named for either of us.

  24. Jennifer Says:

    I’m nowhere. At least not with my real name - but thanks to Jedediah Strong Smith I sort of have my very own state park with gorgeous redwood trees (and ewoks…well, at times)

  25. Miranda Says:

    Hmm. In quotes, one hit in Vancouver (really me, but still one more hit than I was expecting).

    Not in quotes I turn up in Aspen. Apparently there’s a ski run named the Gran Risa? Well, at least I’m close by, BA, maybe we can meet up for coffee? :)

  26. CurtisP Says:

    I’m not on the map anywere, but apparently a lot of my relatives are.

  27. Lurchgs Says:

    that is rather curious… Mine coughs up links to the City of Portsmouth VA city council, some tourist farm in Pennsylvania, and a half dozen other things. The closest relationship to myself is a link to University of Chicago - where my *father* got his PhD. I never attended.

    Oh, wait… there’s a pointer to me hiding in BA’s back yard.. gotta do something about that…

  28. The Bad Astronomer Says:

    Is there any way to get it to display all the results instead of just 10 at a time?

  29. Davidlpf Says:

    My name turns out a lot of results when I google it because my first name is very common in the family, there a two others with my first and last name in my hometown alone. Also my last name is name of clothing store.

  30. Paul Kuliniewicz Says:

    My name turns up exactly one response: Kent Hovind’s address. WTF?

    (OK, OK, Kent Hovind’s old, not-in-federal-prison address. But still, WTF?)

  31. mschoppe Says:

    Paul Marsden wrote:
    > I’m in Canada, somewhere between Saskatoon and Edmonton.

    I’ve driven from Edmonton to Saskatoon, and I can definatively state that there is nobody between Saskatoon and Edmonton!

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